Menhera Labs

on call: admin, 1 of 1

The admin at a sunny café window on a weekday morning, her laptop showing a green uptime line, smiling at you over a pink heart mug.

メンヘラ・ラボ ♥♥♥

Your uptime is my love language.

Agent safety and specialist agents, looked after by one very devoted admin.

The admin at home on her day off, peeking out from a doorway with a shy, secretive glance.
U01
内緒ないしょ naisho n.a secret kept between two people.

Naisho

Agent safety. Your secrets stay on your side, and your agents stay inside the rules.

one task, two views

you seeRemind Mina Sato that invoice 2026-118 is 14 days overdue.

the model seesRemind <CUST:a81z> that invoice <INV:q7m2> is 14 days overdue.

  • Values become random, task-scoped handles before any prompt is built
  • Every tool call the model proposes is checked against policy before it runs
  • A raw value in an outgoing prompt is blocked, never silently redacted
  • Sandboxed agents, verified rules, an approval gate, and an audit log in OCSF format

Your data never becomes training data.

Explore Naisho
The admin in her lab coat at a library desk, writing carefully under a green reading lamp.
U02
一途いちず ichizu adj.devoted to one thing, with your whole heart.

Ichizu

Specialist agents for your industry, product, or system. Each one devoted to a single job.

pinned to your release
  1. your release pinned
  2. versioning candidate
  3. eval suite your tests, model drift
  4. approval gate a person says yes
  • Pinned to the exact software version you run
  • Writes, analyzes, compares, and reviews documents, with sources you can check
  • Secure access to curated medical, legal, academic, and industry databases
  • Shared agents, knowledge bases, and workflows for your team, on flexible compute

Every shipped version can be rolled back.

Explore Ichizu
U03

Both, in under a minute.

i made a short film. it’s under a minute, i checked.

naisho and ichizu, the film56 s, no sound, captions

A silent film with captions. It shows the admin, how Naisho swaps sensitive values for handles before a prompt leaves, how the PII guard fills them back in at home, and how Ichizu releases pass your eval suite and an approval gate and can be rolled back.

U04

Care has a daily routine.

checking, answering, and staying with a problem until it makes sense.

Uptime is affection

monitoring comes with an availability SLA. the care is in writing, and you can measure it.

  1. Monitor
  2. Alert
  3. Follow through

affection, with a process.

The admin in a long pink coat walking down a rainy street at dusk under a clear umbrella, her phone at her ear.

On call, on purpose

the person who runs the infrastructure answers for it, from your first email to the incident note.

1 of 1 on-call rotation

i’m the one on call.

Quiet needs watching, too

some failures make no noise: a swallowed timeout, a stalled token stream, a retry that gave up. she looks into the silence, even when no error arrives.

example incident
  1. 01 token stream stalls
  2. 02 timeout detected
  3. 03 alert raised
  4. 04 recovery checked
  5. 05 incident note recorded

…the graph is flat. she checks the axes. then the alert rules. then the graph again.

The admin holding a tablet, a hand at her chin, studying a flat graph.
Late at night at her desk, the admin in a soft lilac sweater eats cup noodles in front of her laptop while her black cat keeps her company.
U05

Love letters, in log format.

she shows care by blocking what isn’t allowed, waiting for your approval, and keeping a clear record.

small things get checked, too.

naisho, support-agentprototype view

$ naisho run support-agent

  1. policyverified before the agent startsok
  2. granttask opened, 3 handles mintedok
  3. egressprompt over handles, no raw values foundok
  4. keysprovider key added outside the agentok
  5. egressupload to uploads.unlisted.exampledenied
  6. gateagent asks to allow that host for this taskwaiting
The agent's upload waits at the gate between its sandbox and the outside host until you choose.sandboxagentoutside hostyour callallowed oncekept inside

approve the new rule?

the agent can’t press these. you can.

U06

Tell me what needs looking after.

describe the agent or the workflow you have in mind. the person who replies is the person who will run it.

contact

Email, answered personally
Phone
Mailing address

details stay hidden from spam bots until you ask. cold sales pitches get left on read. she’s a little protective.

The admin holding out a pink envelope sealed with a heart, with a warm, shy smile.